Brass Thinking

Low caliber thinking that produces high caliber results. A combination of brain thinking and ass thinking. Like that time? At band camp? When you came up with the jackass idea of hiding your weed in the oregano jar in the mess hall, and they cooked spaghetti that night, and the whole camp got baked and it was awesome?

Man, I don't think I would do that if I were . . . Dude! Brass Thinking!

by Poe Toaster March 6, 2013

brass chops beard oil

Sold by a Sexy Trumpet Boi from Portsmouth west Schools.

I Bought some brass chops beard oil to help my beard

by Pillsbarrythiccman45 May 31, 2018

brass

for fucking sake why!

brass party!

by table tennis pro April 9, 2023

Brass Monkey

That funky monkey

Brass Monkey, that funky monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky monkey

by anonymous May 21, 2024

Brass Chimpanzee

A drink modeled after the colloquially popular ‘brass monkey’ containining any light-colored beer and powdered Tang. For best results, drink the foaming head as you finish the pour.

Just one small step for man.

« I drink Brass Chimpanzee and I rock well »

by PonytailJones June 24, 2025

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President Donald Trump “was summoned to meet top brass at the Pentagon on January 18th

by med555 January 27, 2018

Brass Banding

The process of counteracting brewers droop by using a cock ring to aid erectile function. Particularly prominent use in Yorkshire, UK amongst middle-aged men.

Our Doric got a bit frisky last night, but I were so pissed I had to go brass banding to get it up.

by SuperTrans March 26, 2020