Simon Le Bon’s Yacht

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.

Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.

“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”

by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025

Bon Jovi

A blowjob.

My neck is so sore, I haven’t been able to give a Bon Jovi in weeks!

by Yourmomlovestheshocker January 23, 2025

Bon

The alternate definition for the structure of a bonfire before it is lit.
Can be made of a variety of materials, typically from wooden materials such as stick etc.

Look there's a bon.
Let's build a bon.

by BonMan6308 April 12, 2024

bon bah

U can use it in every situation that happen in ur life

Trust me (;

Person 1 : it's raining !!!
Person 2: bon bah

by Zit zitoun December 9, 2023

Bon-tourage

Good journey!

May was going to the the Norway; her trip was a bon-tourage.

by anonymous June 14, 2022

Bon Bon

The cute blue rabbit on funtime freddy's hand. For some reason, they get shipped.

person1: Bon Bon is sooooo cute
person2: yeah, um, do you ship him with funtime freddy?
person1: **leaves forever**

by thatpersonwhoknows2manyfandoms May 14, 2021

Jon Bon Bow Jump

When a prolific writer gets computer elbow, often referred to as tennis elbow, and then it happens in the other elbow. This sometimes chronic condition receives its name from the rock star Bon Jovi because the elbows are the fringe of the body and like Bon Jovi in a fringe jacket, 'bow pain can jump and have you Livin' on a Prayer.

Damn, my right tennis elbow was hurt so bad but now my left one is killing me. Must've been a Jon Bon Bow Jump!

by CousinofCalliope January 23, 2019