candy coated blow job

A homosexual act in which one male ejaculats onto another males penis and then sucks it

I gave my boyfriend a candy coated blow job

by Otis D February 6, 2009

Indian Burn Blow Job

The unique process where the shaft of the penis is rubbed raw, Indian Burn style, while the tip is pleasured orally. Burn may only be relieved by through the process of deep throating. Also refereed as an IBBJ

Man 1: Dude why you walking so funny
Man 2: That bitch gave me an Indian Burn Blow Job
Man 1: ouch! Rough on the dick? You raw and red?
Man 2: Been moisturizing all day

by BIG MACDADDY March 31, 2009

Gas Station Blow Job

Typically when 2 of the opposite gender meet in a gas station bathroom and perform a blow job.

Yo me and Trish had a gas station blow job at a 7/11 on the side of I-95 South!

by tuggiespecialist69 December 5, 2022

blow job control knob

Manbun

Look, he has a blow job control knob

by JonboyWA3 March 31, 2022

Helen Keller Blow Job

A sexual act / specific form of fellatio where a penis is inserted into a recipient's mouth while simultaneously plugging the recipient's ears with the index fingers.

"She couldn't hear a word I was saying as I pumped her mouth, because it was a Helen Keller Blow Job"

by Kitchen captain May 25, 2016

blow job from hell

A Toribash move where the aggressor shoves his head into their opponent's crotch. At this point they can do one of two things:
1: Ram their head into their opponent some more
2: Slam their opponent against the ground

Both of these movements cause major dismemberment

Holy crap! You just got a blow job from hell!

by Quanto March 15, 2007

Aggravating Blow Job Dorito

When a woman who has braces on her teeth forgets to brush before giving felatio to her man. Sometimes a tiny arrowhead sliver of a nacho cheese Dorito gets stuck between her braces and causes pain and discomfort to the penis. Ow !!

Why you got that ice cold Michelob Dry bottle on your crotch ?

That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!

You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!

by Bel Aire Beeryan May 27, 2010