Pre-Birthdaying

The almost real party before the realist birthday party happens

Tomorrow is my birthday so today we are pre-birthdaying

by The-wise-one December 22, 2017

Blue birthday

A sad birthday lacking in thrills and fun .

Her heart gave a thousand beats as she shivered at the thought of having a blue birthday for the first time in her life.

The look in her eyes only showed that a blue birthday awaits her, the glow in her eyes are missing.

Utchay Beatrice looked so sad as a blue birthday approached speedily.

That which she wished for will be hers on her birthday, a blue birthday it surly will be

by Beatrice London. September 19, 2021

Eri's birthday

It's eri's birthday today let's all say happy birthday to her and hope she can hear us❤️

Us on eri's birthday : happy birthday eri
Eri in a different dimension: thank everyone

by anonymous December 22, 2020

Filipino Birthday

In Filipino culture, it is customary for one to eat a birthday meal called pancit. A Filipino Birthday entails the sexual act of sitting on the birthday boy/girl's face in order for them to eat their aforementioned birthday meal. Pancit is a play on words for face sitting.

What did the pinoy ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? He asked her to pancit on his face as it is customary on a filipino birthday.

by Gymechen June 26, 2020

birthday top

When a girl/ boy gives their significant other or someone they like head for their birthday

“Girl he gave me birthday top, it was the best I’ve ever had”

by Disney3.6.5 May 25, 2018

Birthday Jerk

Someone who feels an excessive amount of entitlement on their birthday.

"Let me have the remote, it's my birthday."

"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."

by PlaidAndSubtract January 3, 2013

birthday threshold

The level of friendship you deem necessary to exist between you and a friend to warrant posting on their wall when Facebook alerts you it is in fact their birthday.

Wife: Hey, honey, did you wish my cousin Jay a "Happy Birthday" on Facebook?
Husband: God no. Jay is like you're third cousin which makes him NOTHING to me. Not even sure how we are friends on Facebook. Never met the guy.
Wife: That's not important, you know Jay was there for me when my parents were going through that thing when were kids.
Husband: Sorry. Not happening. Jay is beneath the birthday threshold.
Wife: Fuck you.
Husband: Rules are rules.

by DarkWingSchmuck September 21, 2016