Eri's birthday

It's eri's birthday today let's all say happy birthday to her and hope she can hear us❤️

Us on eri's birthday : happy birthday eri
Eri in a different dimension: thank everyone

by anonymous December 22, 2020

birthday threshold

The level of friendship you deem necessary to exist between you and a friend to warrant posting on their wall when Facebook alerts you it is in fact their birthday.

Wife: Hey, honey, did you wish my cousin Jay a "Happy Birthday" on Facebook?
Husband: God no. Jay is like you're third cousin which makes him NOTHING to me. Not even sure how we are friends on Facebook. Never met the guy.
Wife: That's not important, you know Jay was there for me when my parents were going through that thing when were kids.
Husband: Sorry. Not happening. Jay is beneath the birthday threshold.
Wife: Fuck you.
Husband: Rules are rules.

by DarkWingSchmuck September 21, 2016

Birthday Jerk

Someone who feels an excessive amount of entitlement on their birthday.

"Let me have the remote, it's my birthday."

"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."

by PlaidAndSubtract January 3, 2013

Birthday Bandwagon

People who you don't like and/or people who you don't know write on your Facebook wall when it is your birthday

Sally only wrote on my wall because she is on the Birthday Bandwagon

by pimpscrabble March 20, 2011

birthday zone

The 72 hours before and after your actual birthday in which it is still technically your birthday.

Friend 1: "Sorry I forgot to wish you a happy birthday yesterday!!"
Friend 2: "That's okay, I'm still in the birthday zone."

by iEATyourCUPCAKE November 5, 2013

Birthday Muffin

To bake a muffin then ejaculate on it and then throwing it at the face of the recipient, while exclaiming "MAKE A WISH!!"

I waited several hours to give my mom the birthday muffin i made her.

by June & Legik December 2, 2010

Birthday Robogreeting

A meaningless email wish to have a happy birthday, sent to you by a computer on your birthday from one of the stores, banks, or websites where you have entered your personal information, including your birth date.

I just got my fifth Birthday Robogreeting today, this one from the Corvette Forum.

by tquinn January 31, 2012