Birthday Muffin

To bake a muffin then ejaculate on it and then throwing it at the face of the recipient, while exclaiming "MAKE A WISH!!"

I waited several hours to give my mom the birthday muffin i made her.

by June & Legik December 2, 2010

halloween birthday

Someone who’s birthday on Halloween is a bad bitch they are rude or dies for their friends and will make anyone laugh

damn She has a Halloween birthday she a thicc jawn

by Playboy3000 November 6, 2019

birthday queef

When a girl shoves confetti in her vagina then queefs and lets out a parade shooting confetti everywhere.

I sent Kyle a snapchat of my birthday queef last night.

by Mr.Noose October 26, 2013

Blue birthday

A sad birthday lacking in thrills and fun .

Her heart gave a thousand beats as she shivered at the thought of having a blue birthday for the first time in her life.

The look in her eyes only showed that a blue birthday awaits her, the glow in her eyes are missing.

Utchay Beatrice looked so sad as a blue birthday approached speedily.

That which she wished for will be hers on her birthday, a blue birthday it surly will be

by Beatrice London. September 19, 2021

Birthday Bandwagon

People who you don't like and/or people who you don't know write on your Facebook wall when it is your birthday

Sally only wrote on my wall because she is on the Birthday Bandwagon

by pimpscrabble March 20, 2011

Birthday Jerk

Someone who feels an excessive amount of entitlement on their birthday.

"Let me have the remote, it's my birthday."

"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."

by PlaidAndSubtract January 3, 2013

birthday zone

The 72 hours before and after your actual birthday in which it is still technically your birthday.

Friend 1: "Sorry I forgot to wish you a happy birthday yesterday!!"
Friend 2: "That's okay, I'm still in the birthday zone."

by iEATyourCUPCAKE November 5, 2013