Major Biff

A discription of a guy that blows his load all over a woman's face.

"Hey check out Peter, he's graduated to a Major Biff!"

by Derek W February 4, 2006

Biff

Commonly used in the Welsh Valleys as another word for "ear"

"Argh thats my biff"

by *Valley* February 7, 2009

Biff Jerky

The act of receiving a Handjob while your partner is bent over and farts in your face.

Thanks babe, I really enjoyed that Biff Jerky last night!!

by TWIMC January 4, 2023

biff down

To eat quickly, particularly in reference to large quantities of unhealthy food.

I'm late but hungry so I will biff down the entire cake then run to catch the train.

by Cunninglinguist1273 March 29, 2017

biff

a fail, messed up,

You biffed it! Why would u even try hitting that huge jump!

by FuckDontEvenNeedAFuckingName October 1, 2016

What the biff Richard

Used to show how pissed off you are at someone. The "Richard" signifies that you are so pissed you don't even know who the fuck you're talking to.

"Hey I peed in your mom's mouth."
"WHAT THE BIFF RICHARD."

by Paco Taco the Blaco May 15, 2018

Biff

biff, to hit into another vehicle off the road or to crash it with your vehicle

With cars
Person 1: "Ohh damn dude, i just biffed this car off the road"
Person 2: "his car is wrecked!"
With helicopters
Person 1: "I'm about to biff this chopper out of the sky"
Person 2: "why are you flying into their propellers!!????"

by Flan547 April 5, 2021