In Filipino culture, it is customary for one to eat a birthday meal called pancit. A Filipino Birthday entails the sexual act of sitting on the birthday boy/girl's face in order for them to eat their aforementioned birthday meal. Pancit is a play on words for face sitting.
What did the pinoy ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? He asked her to pancit on his face as it is customary on a filipino birthday.
by Gymechen June 26, 2020
Get the Filipino Birthdaymug. The level of friendship you deem necessary to exist between you and a friend to warrant posting on their wall when Facebook alerts you it is in fact their birthday.
Wife: Hey, honey, did you wish my cousin Jay a "Happy Birthday" on Facebook?
Husband: God no. Jay is like you're third cousin which makes him NOTHING to me. Not even sure how we are friends on Facebook. Never met the guy.
Wife: That's not important, you know Jay was there for me when my parents were going through that thing when were kids.
Husband: Sorry. Not happening. Jay is beneath the birthday threshold.
Wife: Fuck you.
Husband: Rules are rules.
Husband: God no. Jay is like you're third cousin which makes him NOTHING to me. Not even sure how we are friends on Facebook. Never met the guy.
Wife: That's not important, you know Jay was there for me when my parents were going through that thing when were kids.
Husband: Sorry. Not happening. Jay is beneath the birthday threshold.
Wife: Fuck you.
Husband: Rules are rules.
by DarkWingSchmuck September 21, 2016
Get the birthday thresholdmug. "Let me have the remote, it's my birthday."
"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."
"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."
by PlaidAndSubtract January 3, 2013
Get the Birthday Jerkmug. by The-wise-one December 22, 2017
Get the Pre-Birthdayingmug. People who you don't like and/or people who you don't know write on your Facebook wall when it is your birthday
by pimpscrabble March 20, 2011
Get the Birthday Bandwagonmug. Friend 1: "Sorry I forgot to wish you a happy birthday yesterday!!"
Friend 2: "That's okay, I'm still in the birthday zone."
Friend 2: "That's okay, I'm still in the birthday zone."
by iEATyourCUPCAKE November 5, 2013
Get the birthday zonemug. When ur friend smells rly bad and u don’t know how to tell them bc they’re sensitive so on their birthday u trick them into taking one bc u can’t stand to be around them any longer
“Dino, birthday shower!”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”
by Sorrydino April 15, 2019
Get the Birthday Showermug.