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Bender

A robot from Futurama who drinks to replenish his fuel cells and smokes because it makes him look cool. He steals, lies and is generally selfish.

His best friend and room mate is Fry.

Bender fears magnets as they turn him into a country singer which he secretly likes anyway.

His top ten most uttered words are:
10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass

He also once sold his body and subsequently stole it back off Richard Nixon's head.
Also appeared on TV and campaigned against himself for being on TV.
Also acted as God for a race of tiny people for a short while and then met God which was a talking galaxy
Fry: Goodnight Bender

Bender: Goodnight Fry *eye cover goes down* Kill All Humans, Kill All Humans

Fry: Bender, Bender

Bender: Wah?

Fry: Do you have a bathroom?

Bender: A what?

Fry: A bathroom

Bender: huh?

Fry: Ah forget it

Bender: *goes back to sleep* Hey sexy moma, wanna kill all humans
by William Spencer December 30, 2008
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beener

A hate word used to describe Mexican or Spanish people. Usually used against illegal mexican aliens.
"Those beeners are takin' our jobs!"

"Go eat a taco you damn beener!"
by Kyle Kuhn July 20, 2008
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Fender Bender

A fender bender is simply when a guy gets a 10 to 15 foot running start to rail a girl in the back door while she is bending over; Making an obvious reference to the car accident when one vehicle crashes into the ass end of the vehicle in front of it.
Hank: "Whoa, why is Brenda walking like a duck?"
Dave: "I remember hearing Bret saying something about giving her a fender bender last night."
Hank: "OUCH!"
by Angry Rhino June 24, 2009
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benderism

A comment with homosexual origin or expressed in a strongly homosexual manner.
Mate of Mcluskie: Have you got the time please?

Mcluskie: Oooh, you cheeky man, don't make me spank you.

The reply is most definately a benderism.
by Roman Totale May 22, 2007
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bustin beeber

a new form of sex were the male participant sings bad pop songs with an apple in his ass whale fucking a woman in her ear. then after eats 5 burritos from taco bell whale masturbating at said taco bell and reading from the bible
hey honey I want to do a bustin beeber tonight
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beezer

pass the beezer
ripping beezers
pack the beezer
by simba12341 February 6, 2010
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Bender

A hockey player who basically sucks and or his/her ankles bend in while he/she skates. Perfectly used while chirping your opponent.
by Sidney Crosby November 19, 2007
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