Beard Music

Any music in which the alert listener is able to detect, with no visual clues, that the lead singer in fact has a beard.

Mike: "LA Woman again? All this classic rock station plays is beard music."

by faithplayskeys November 26, 2009

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beard pie

The creamy, possibly crusty residue after aggressive, more-often-than-not effective, cunnilingus.

"Hey there dude, saving that for later"-pointing to smuck in a friends beard.

"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.

by Lady Dink May 06, 2015

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Pulling a Beard

The act of taking credit for somebody else's work.

Jason is pulling a beard and stole my idea for the client pitch meeting.

by Leeclowspubes August 16, 2011

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Beard Line

a. the area on a mans face which has been shaved, displaying a subtle greyness as an effect of there having previously been stubble there.

b. a 5 of clock shadow.

homer simpson displays a "beard line" or "five o' clock shadow"

by hewylouis May 18, 2009

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beard couple

A man and woman claiming to be in a heterosexual relationship but are actually covering for one is them being homosexual. Usually the cover-up is for a homosexual male.

Angela and that senator are totally a beard couple. He's gay but his fellow constituents were harassing him so he decided to fake being straight while she got to claim she didn't have a baby out of wedlock.

by Ultravioletlemon April 23, 2023

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