Pro Beaner

A beaner that is able to steal anything without being caught. They also can do all of the jobs normal beaners do, however they are much better than average beaners. They are illegal immigrants from Mexico, but they are never caught.
My ipod, cellphone, car, house keys, computer, porn magazines, dildo, and vibrater were stolen by a pro beaner in one minute.
by ProBeaner March 14, 2007
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Super Beaner

1. A white person who has out drank a Mexican at their own party and is now excepted into that Mexicans family making them an official beaner who isn't deported and can freely cross over the boarder to visit there Mexican brothers and sisters.
2. A white person who is so loco they are accepted by Mexicans as one of there own.
Loco Beaner: "Hey essay what is that kracker doing here."

Beaner: "That's no kracker that's Dirt hes'a Super Beaner."

Loco Beaner: "Oh I need to hang with him then screw u essay."

Beaner: "Ya well screw u to ESSAY!!!!!!!"
by Dallas a.k.a. Dallas Dirt July 19, 2006
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Beaner Check

Verb - Beaner Checking is the act of honking your car horn at a pedestrian to see if they turn and look at you, therefore failing the beaner check. When a pedestrian fails a beaner check the appropriate reaction is yelling and laughing at them that they failed the beaner check.

Beaner Checking can also be accompanied by Girking
Person A: Yo bro lets beaner check that guy walking on the sidewalk

Person B: Alright bro lets do it

*HONNNNKKK*
*Pedestrian turns and looks*

Person A&B: BROO THEY JUST FAILED THE FUCKIN BEANER CHECK
by thelimpestdick November 30, 2019
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Beaner Doughnut

A Beaner Doughnut is a Churro. So named as its the Mexican version of a doughnut.
Isobel would you like a Beaner Doughnut? Adam asked as he pointed towards the churros stand.

No thank you, said isobel as I fucking hate cinemon.
by SiRaDaM88 November 19, 2018
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Beaner Cave

A Beaner Cave is the home of any Mexican. Most of the time they are full of drug and slave white people.
I am going to report to the Beaner Cave after work.
by BeaneRBoi69 October 23, 2019
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tol beaner

1. much like tol bean, but more beany, and somehow toler.
"Ian, you're my tol beaner. The tolest bean," said Mila.
by recaoflower September 14, 2017
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Beaner Mafia

Tom: “what’s beaner mafia?”

Jose: “a junior mafia for beaners you cracker”
by Beanerbois December 14, 2018
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