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Dirty dick beaters

AN UNWASHED HAND AFTER THEY HAVE ENGAGED IN A MASTURBATION SESSION.
by Woodeye December 27, 2014
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Bented

An act of violence between two individuals in which one gets unknowingly "bented". The "bender" sticks his hand very close to the "bendee's" face starting with the thumb facing left with the right hand or right with the left hand. The "bender" then rotates the hand in a manner that ends with the thumb facing straight up in the air. As the thumb is sticking straight up the bender says "bitch you just got BENTED". Once again, the closer the hand is to the face, the more disrespectful the act.
Hey Billy I have a question, come over here for a second.. "Oh you just got Bented"
by Dizzy DD and the Data Takers December 12, 2010
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Dick Beater

The terminal, prehensile part of the arm in humans and higher primates, consisting of the wrist, metacarpals, fingers, and thumb or an impression of the markings of the inner surface of the last joint of the thumb or other fingers.
Mom said to wash your dick beaters before you come to dinner. You will be in trouble if I fined one more dirty dick beater on my wall!
by Mary Eileen July 16, 2008
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Little League beater

When Someones dad from little league charges the mound and beats the living shit out of a 11 year old kid.
Coughlin! whgat the fuck is wrong with your dad! He just beat the Shit out of a 11 year old kid! what is he? A Little League Beater!
by Erik Matisss May 23, 2010
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Bestest

1. Someone or something who exceeds the level of 'best.'
2. An exaggeration of the word 'best.'
Raniet is by far the bestest. That's a proven fact.
by Mr. Magic Man April 9, 2011
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bentensteiven

A code name for smoking weed, seshing, to burn etc. This is used amoung people when you dont want adults or othe rpopele to know what you are tlkaing about. The key word is Bent, which is self explanatory, and steiven is added for popel to notknow what you are tlkaiong about.
"Lets to bentensteiven!"
"Dude last ngiht the Bentensteiven was awsome!"
by Fransweasy November 26, 2005
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Berted

Similar to Rinsed; it describes someone who has just been made to look like a fool. This can be for many reasons, such as of losing an argument, not coming up with a good comeback to an insult, losing a competitive game or generally messing up.

Its thought that its usage comes from the well-known wit of Chris Lambert, a CBBC host in the early 90's famous for his put-downs.
'Your mum's a slag!'
-No response
'Dude, that guy totally berted you'

'I lost at one touch one bounce'
'Yeah, you were berted pretty bad'

'Take one step closer and I will bert you'

'Its a fine line between looking cool and looking as if you've been berted'

'I dont like your friends- they kept berting me.'

'Bert you!'
'Bert off!'
by ShanHasan May 13, 2009
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