shaft mining

Another term for a handjob, you jack someone off and mine their shaft for their cum.

Jenna: I totally shaft mined him the other day, I got that sweet sweet cum
Sally: man Jenna your the best at shaft mining

by Themagicruby April 25, 2017

Doggie Mine

Dog poopies left on the lawn, sidewalk, or any other surface you can walk on.

Watch out! You almost stepped in that Doggie Mine!

by anonymous158 February 27, 2011

mine the cave

Have sex.

Greg got to mine the cave so many time last night he had almost no diggers to insert left.

by Smith dux Wurd August 19, 2017

mining for emeralds

The extracting of a person's nasal mucus (UK term bogeys - referred as 'boogers' in the US) from one's nasal passages. The term 'mining for emeralds' came about due to the nasal materials' similarity in colour to the emerald jewel.

1. "Oops, nearly got caught mining for emeralds there!"
2. "Urgh, have you seen the bog - someone's been mining for emeralds all across the wall!"

by PoorbandT December 14, 2008

Sympathy Mining

Someone who deliberately entices others into showing sympathy by utilising social media with non-descriptive &/or ambiguous statements designed to invite further questioning and therefore garnering sympathy with their purported issue.

She/He/They are always sympathy mining on Instagram. Eg: poster: “Well that’s that then…” friends of poster “What’s up? Are you okay?”

by LAS9 December 14, 2021

Clout Mining

Over paying for the latest crypto mining gear and having no idea how to use it properly.

Dude’s clout mining with that flashy mining rig that will never pay for itself.

by BigSlim1976 June 9, 2021

land mine

The ugly thin girl always found with a group of hotties. If the land mine doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else.

Dude, can you get rid of the land mine, I just want to hook up with my girl.

by TheRealSlimAnus August 20, 2010