Rusty Bayonette

A sex act where an individual cuts their hand, defecates onto the wound, then masturbates oneself or another individual.

James and his partner, Stefan, died from sepsis after performing the rusty bayonette.

by colonelwhiskers July 19, 2017

Isabella barone

Fake ass bitch. Never reaches out to her friends. Doesn’t show any affection to her friends. And is always complaining over stupid shit. She doesn’t like any guys but every guy likes her. She love to break peoples hearts.

Isabella barone is talking shit behind my back.

by someone with manners May 10, 2018

Beef Bayonet

A penis

My beef bayonet can not become erect

by Theha ahht March 5, 2019

suave baloney

When your baloney is more charming than you are.

The baloney was very suave. I didn't know such a suave baloney could exist!

by baba loney April 16, 2019

chonie baloney

Formal Spanish for a penis or labia hidden beneath underwear.

Juan has chonie baloney that makes the chicas loca.

by Tisigornorich May 23, 2021

Slow Baloney

Watch out, it’s Slow Baloney

Proper muppet homosexual from the ghettos of Wigan that preys on the easy and chats a lot of baloney. Baloney baloney slow Maloney in lots of trouble because he owes lots of money. Resembles a sloth and would shag any goth with sexual frustrations that never go off. Electrician by day predator by night if he spots you you’ll be in for a fright. Slow Baloney will fuck your homie

by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021

Slow Baloney

Watch out, it’s Slow Baloney

Proper muppet homosexual from the ghettos of Wigan that preys on the easy and chats a lot of baloney. Baloney baloney slow Maloney in lots of trouble because he owes lots of money. Resembles a sloth and would shag any goth with sexual frustrations that never go off. Electrician by day predator by night if he spots you you’ll be in for a fright. Slow Baloney will fuck your homie

by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021