"Spent fifteen years tryna be a rapper, nobody payed attention 'til I started mixing pancake batter; Now they come to shows like 'go faster'"
by Armchair_Astronaut January 14, 2017
by Damilkman44 September 12, 2010
When your fucking a girl from behind and you lose wood because of whiskey dick so you continue to try to ram your soft penis in her. Making it seem like you are some kind of battering ram.
"I was banging Suzie and I lost my wood so I just gave her the northern colorado battering ram until I got tired"
by Little Boy's Dick June 07, 2009
When you finger your girl on the rag until the blood flows like the Niagra then poor beer on her clit and drink it as it drains down to her ass.
by Richar Kraft August 02, 2006
A plastic chip of a certain thickness that is used to jimmy open locked doors. Bus passes are too thin, but an old expired credit card is just thick enough.
We let ourselves into Fritz's office using the old Essex County Battering Ram. Then we cleaned him out.
by Lightnin' Roy March 15, 2008
Carl sleeps with every girl he meets. Carl is thirsty, Carl is a batter foot boi . Batter foot gal / boi
by Islandgal876 February 21, 2019
by Alex and Rob February 19, 2003