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Agerape

When someone does certain things he or she used to manage just fine, but not anymore due to getting older.

"Having such an agerape today. I used to be able to drink like fifteen beers a night without getting a hangover. Yesterday I drank five and I'm totally wrecked now."

"Had to get up and take a leak 3 times this night, guess it's the age raping me again.."
Agerape is like a facerape only it's age pranking around with you in real life instead of friends pranking around with you on Facebook.

Examples of this is having to go to the bathroom five times a night. Not able to "get it up". Drinking two beers and get wasted while you used to be able to drink two cases of beer and not get drunk. Sitting at the bar talking to the lovely lady, unsuccessfully trying to get her home due to aging.
by fredrickard July 8, 2012
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Aeraaf

Aeraaf's are really cool, hot, nice, and amazing people to be friends with. If you're friends with an Aeraaf, count yourself lucky. She is an amazing person and you NEED an Aeraaf in your life. When you first meet them you might be like "She's a WEEE bit bitchy" AND THEN YOU REEAAAAAAAALLY START LOVING HER INSIDE OUT! She will always be a person you can go to for anything, loving and supportive. And she is outstandingly beautiful, always hit on by guys because she be real thick.
"Aeraaf, is super hot, im gonna grab her ass tomorrow"
"Dude, NO buy her kit kats instead"
by lana del gay for you all November 10, 2018
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Average porn addict

Average porn addict is a derogatory term used to describe a personality or art style of someone (a majority of the time a minor) with a clear addiction to porn. Lovingly used to insult 14 year olds that can't help but draw blushing bulges on all of their furries or twelve year olds who can't go a second without talking about how horny they are and how it's just hormones.
*a crude drawing of a furry with big thighs and uncomfortable breasts; every part of the damn body is blushing*
-"Average porn addict art style"
by Xx_4$$h0l3_xX March 24, 2023
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Average American Derangement Syndrome

The idea that the average American citizen does not know how to take care of him/herself, and must follow, without question, any and all policies of the Obama administration, and anyone who doesn't is a racist. Peaceful protesters are likened to rowdy hordes, individuals who question their representative at a round table discussion are deemed traitors, any person who holds traditional beliefs of any kind is branded a fanatic, and most disgracefully brave war veterans are labeled as extremists.
Some examples of Average American Derangement Syndrome:

-The Democratic National Committee wrote, "Republicans and their allied groups...are inciting angry mobs of a small number of rabid right wing extremists funded by K Street lobbyists to disrupt thoughtful discussions about the future of health care in America taking place in Congressional districts across the country."

-The Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, stated, "They (protesters) are carrying swastikas and symbols like that to a town meeting on healthcare."

-Jennifer Crider, spokesperson for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, stated, "Conservative activists don't want to have a conversation. They want to disrupt."

-Representative Gerry Connolly, a Democrat from Virginia and president of the freshman Democrats in Congress, stated that right-wing groups are moving the healthcare debate to "a dangerous level" by using false facts to create anger. He said, "When you look at the fervor of some of these people who are all being whipped up by the right-wing talking heads on Fox, to me, you're crossing a line. They're inciting people to riot with just total distortions of facts."
by jmhoffer August 29, 2009
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average penis length

Your dick should be 14in erect when your 17. Just like mine. If its not. Then you have got a problem.
The black dude from freaks of cock average penis length is 14 in."Its about to be Hiroshima up in here!" "Ohhh she know what shes doing" "Hey no more blue balls"
by I be dat dude December 5, 2009
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brutally average

A person who is a complete 5 out of 10 in looks, not offensively ugly, not exactly pretty either. Persons deemed brutally average are usually also goggle-proof.
Dude: "That girl's rather plain looking, 5 out of 10"
Dude's friend: "She's brutally average!"
by Lorenzo J T May 12, 2009
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averageman

a woman who resembles a man in every way. Characterized by a lack of brain cells.
wow look at that averageman who just ran into a tree!
by adjkf December 2, 2009
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