Spunk Skunk

When a concubine with resent ejaculat inside of their anal cavity is threatened, they will proceed to forcefully excreat said ejaculat in an act of defeanse. Spraying the threat.

Attempting to rob Sharqesha the local prostitute may end with her spunk skunking you.

by McThunder Daddy September 4, 2018

skunk cigarette

A marijuana cigarette

I caught my son Timmy smoking skunk cigarettes!

by the man in the hat December 8, 2019

Skunk Gripper

Another name for a hookers asshole.

Duuuuude, her skunk gripper was so tight!

by SkunkGripper48 April 14, 2022

skunk tarp

Like squirrel covers, but more industrial in both smell and strength.

I knew it was a mistake when she took off her skunk tarp.

by MikeRocks April 12, 2008

alpine skunk

Alpine skunk is a type of skunk that only lives at winter resorts. You'll never see them but you can frequently smell them on the chairlift and in the parking lot. If you complain the resort employees will pretend they don't know what you're talking about.

"You tryna take another lap, bro?"

"Yeah man, let's ride hard today. What's that smell, though?"

"Oh, must be those alpine skunks out again. Smelly fuckers."

by Tronedrone December 25, 2018

Junk Skunk

When a dude (or chick) gets super drunk and decides to color a white strip down their pubes.

Dude I got wasted last night and got myself a junk skunk, Betsy isn't too happy!

by Phildong October 21, 2011

Skunking Around

When you are out trying to get some action when, truth be told, you aren't suppose to be.

"If Becky found out Bob was out skunking around last night, she'd drop him in a heartbeat."

by Words4Birds April 14, 2019