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Apple

A very expensive brand that will break in the slightest of touch. It will also cost your monthly allowance for the next FREAKING 5 YEARS TO REPLACE. The people who work at Apple also come out with a new phone or something almost every few months to years. However the only thing they add to it is a new camera. NOTHING ELSE JUST A CAMERA AND THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY ITS NEW AND APPROVED. Oh, they also removed the home button and the top speaker and put it somewhere else. They also made it more complicated to control not even gonna mention the fact they got rid of the headphone jack so now YOU CAN'T EVEN LISTEN TO MUSIC WHILE CHARGING YOUR PHONE INSTEAD YOU HAVE TO SPEND ANOTHER 200$ ON AIRPODS ON TOP OF GETTING THE 1000 OR MORE PHONE (you could also spend 20$ or more on getting headphones that fit you phone but you still cant listen to music while charging your phone unless you get a different kind of wireless headphones that could cost more if you buy the ones that aren't cheap). But it's an okay phone still got bugs though.
Sus Homie 1: Hey bro did you get that new Apple iPhone 13?

Sus Homie 2: I did but as soon as I touched it and it shattered and i have to pay a bunch to fix it.
by Perfect.Angel_ November 30, 2021
mugGet the Applemug.

Apple

A money hungry company that steals ideas from other company's and say they are new ex. Face recognition was first released on the Samsung galaxy s5 but was used as a "new" never seen befor feature on apple.
Apple is a shitty company that shouldn't exist that makes phones that shatter in one drop.
by GodsTrueDefinition February 22, 2018
mugGet the Applemug.

Apple

A company that flippin somehow gets everyone to get stuff just so they can get money

They flippin sell mugs for like, 50 bucks
We are Apple. Everything we sell is overpriced.
by A dude on Urban Dictionary April 13, 2020
mugGet the Applemug.

Apple

So basically it's a round fruit and your a really dumb person who doesn't know what the hell it is
by Biiiish March 1, 2018
mugGet the Applemug.

apples

alchohol, anything that gets you retarted
so can i get some apples?; those apples got me fucked up
by Jonny Harrington January 3, 2008
mugGet the applesmug.

Apple

An awesome computer hardware and software company that revolutionized the cell phone market three times (iPod, iPhone, iPad), and is constantly competing with exxon for the title of richest company in the world.

For some reason, a lot of people have come to hate it, even though they are the ones who made it such a huge company in the first place by buying all their products.
1- Man, Apple products suck! Why do people keep buying them!

2- Bitch, please. It's Apple.
by Name removed by the NSA December 14, 2013
mugGet the Applemug.

Apple

A secret between two people about a person that is about a particular person. That person is referred to as the 'apple'.
Kim: I like apple, it's really tasty.
by iloveboxesoflight March 2, 2011
mugGet the Applemug.

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