bacon weave

interlaced strands of thin sliced hog meat, salted and dried or smoked, and then fried, in a pattern to form a layered structure that is also edible.
Kevin was eating a bacon weave for lunch.. Chris was worried because bacon weaves can lead to cardiac arrest.
by C Wiggles January 30, 2009
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bacon number

The number of film connections one has to Kevin Bacon. The lower the number, the closer one has worked to Bacon.
Hugh Grant worked with Nicholas Hoult in About A Boy; Nicholas Hoult worked with Kevin Bacon in X Men: First Class. Therefore, Hugh Grant has a Bacon number of 2.
by Shelbyninja June 06, 2011
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Bacon butty

An amazing, yet simple sandwich, and perfect hangover cure. A bun, buttered perfectly on both sides, filled with mounds of hot crispy bacon.
"I had a bacon butty this morning and it made the world feel a little bit brighter"
by Olivia E November 05, 2006
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Bacon Jealousy

The intense resentment one feels when they smell or see bacon that is not their own.

Usually results in the envious subject cooking there own bacon.
Jack: Do you smell that?
Mark: Yeah, I've got me some bacon jealousy.
Jack: Same.
by the shiny elf November 12, 2011
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Turkey bacon

I'm off that swine I'm on turkey bacon now.
by Uncle Clayton December 13, 2019
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Beef Bacon

True bacon but from a cow or a bull. It has less saturated fats than pig bacon. Tastes, smells, cooks and looks very similar to a slice of pig bacon but has more scientifically proven health benefits.
Example 1:

Sat: "can't wait for my breakfast"

Matt: "what you having you posh twat!"

Sat: "8 slices of beef bacon fried on their on fats, fried beef tomato in cold pressed extra virgin olive oil, hash browns made from Golden yukon potatoes and fried in goose fat, 2 poched organic Chestnut Maran eggs with a touch of Himalaya red salt, 2 waffles with a touch of raw apple cider vinegar, and 4 slices of stone baked yeast-free Irish Wheatus bread spreaded with "Hook n Sons" raw organic butter."

Matt: "ooookay....."
by One Large September 03, 2019
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Weighing of the Bacon

The ceremony that determines the winner of a Bacon Battle. All competitors must submit their bacon to the Bacon Baron to be weighed. The winner is the gentleman who has stolen the most bacon.
At the Weighing of the Bacon it was concluded that Bill won the Bacon Battle. His total of ten kilograms of bacon was more than Ben's total of four kilograms.
by OldManPatterson February 14, 2013
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