1. An abbreviation of the British comeback phrase "Suck your mum"
2. A snarky response to a roast. As if to say "No, your mom is"
2. A snarky response to a roast. As if to say "No, your mom is"
1.Friend(if you have one): "Your gay"
You: "Your mum"
2.Friend(if you have one): "Are you on crack?"
You: "Your mom"
You: "Your mum"
2.Friend(if you have one): "Are you on crack?"
You: "Your mom"
by AnxiousCow July 27, 2020
Get the Your mummug. 
Something indescribable with words, only with your eyes. Your eyes aren't capable of capturing the pure mass of your mother. The absolute planet of a woman. Usually used to insult someone and hurt them mentally. No one can recover from "your mum" especially if she sat on you.
by I'm funny.png March 19, 2021
Get the Your mummug. 
Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?
Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.
Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?
Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.
Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023
Get the Your mum jokesmug. by Kbgetsit July 29, 2023
Get the Kayden said suck your mummug.