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Ashley

Ashley is a girl who likes napping she is very kind and is a lovely singer. Ashley believes in a wonderful deity called God and isn't a homophobic asshole and she believes the only person who can judge us is God when we die so she doesn't judge people. Ashley is a big lover of quotes and writes them down in a quote book (funny quotes are best). Normally an Ashley is Canadian and has a thing for dildos and vibrators and isn't afraid to tell people. Ashley has very strong political views that she can preach to everyone. Never the less if you meet an Ashley keep her close and also be her friend. Just don't get in the way of Ashley and her favourite comic book character (James "Bucky" Buchanan Barnes). Ashley really really likes Disney movies and their music (including Star Wars)
Jen: Who's that girl?
Bob: Ashley she is a great friend go talk to her!
by tommarvelloriddle January 6, 2018
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Her name might sound basic, but the woman who owns it is anything but. Tol enough to intimidate you but smol at heart; aka a giant cutie. Her style is always on point. Will kill you with kindness, but is also a taekwondo master who will not hesitate to round-house kick your butt into the sun if you cross her. An amazingly sweet, caring, and loyal friend who will yeet you the best memes. Could bankrupt a tea shop with all the tea she spills. Practically a walking encyclopedia. Is insanely smort and a jack-of-all trades (but sometimes has to resort to sucker-punching math in the face when it refuses to cooperate with her). Works harder than your single boomer grandma who raised 12 kids all on her own. Don’t challenge her to a dance battle unless you wanna get curb-stomped. Once dubbed Trashley by her infamous arch rival Crispy; whether she will embrace the title remains to be seen.
Person 1: I just woke up from a five year coma and everyone’s talking about quarantines and pandemics and I’m totally lost. What do I do?
Person 2: Go talk to Ashley man, she’ll catch you up on all the tea you missed.

You insulted Ashley’s friends and her bae? No one can save you now, bro. You better hope she shows you mercy and yeets you to the moon instead of the sun.
by bangttaeng January 12, 2022
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Ashley means she wins the I love you battle and love you the most and you can’t do anything about it
Example:
Bf: I love you the most
Gf: nah my name is Ashley I definitely love you the most.
by IaMsOcOOll February 1, 2021
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Her beauty is undeniable . She’s original, amazing and different in all the perfect ways. She’s a lowkey freak and would go to war for someone she loves. She’s crazy but a great person to chill with and you’d be lucky to meet an “Ashley”
have you met ashley ?
by urbandictionary9293 May 2, 2018
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Someone who collects minorities so they have the right to say said minorities' slurs.
"I am 25% black, I can technically say the Nword."
"You're clearly white, stop being such an Ashley"
by Bentobox444 December 26, 2021
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Most Ashley's are really (really) stupid.
Person1: Hey! What's your name?
Person2: Ashley.
Person1: Please die.
by sinply May 11, 2021
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she is very independent, sometimes she wants to be left alone, other times she wants to talk to everyone. Ashley is a genuine nice person and loving/caring. But if you make her mad she won’t forgive you easily. She is a beautiful young lady/women and is friends with EVERYONE!!
Is that Ashley she is so nice?!
I know right she is so kind!!
by Mylie Lace October 6, 2019
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