Alyssa

The most hood rat girl you will ever meet. She's a krunk motherfucker and is always ready to turn up.
Dude 1: woah have you seen Alyssa
Dude 2: yeah she's a real snazzy catch
Dude 1:Yeah i text her on the daily she's so gangsta
Dude 2:I chilled with her at a party and it was mind blowing
by mrpdiddy November 07, 2014
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Alyssa

The kinda girl that loves blood and would do anything to rip ur stomac out
Alyssa. Loves blood
by Wiwiwjansnwmwksks March 23, 2017
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Alyssa

A girl that is always mad or sad. Always trying to fight someone. Always having beef with everyone. Sleeps through every class.
Alyssa is always asleep.
by Urfavwhitebitch July 03, 2017
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Alyssa

A three-legged, retarded, baby hippo who says awkward things at inappropriate times.
Oh Alyssa, you and your pootenanny and shennanigans
by pootennannyier November 26, 2010
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Alyssa

Actual Spawn of satan. Generally abusive in most ways. Often seductive an rude. Into BDSM. Will try to convert you to her ass eating ways
Stay away from her, she's an Alyssa
by Haroldthellama December 17, 2017
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Alyssa

A selfish bitch. One who will lie to your face to your friends and to anybody else as long as she thinks its in her interest. May be attractive but watch out for her. Shes an awful friend and will most definitely screw you over for a guy if given the opportunity. Without a doubt shes going to end up miserable because she will never learn her lesson. Alyssa doesnt think bout anybody but her self. Shes generally lazy too. and fat.
That bitch is crazy, her names Alyssa.

You keep lying to me like that red faced alyssa girl.
by noble1234 February 24, 2010
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Alyssa

A thot that tries to act innocent. She loves dick and will seek it out. She tries her best to be cute, but really she's just dtf at any time.
Guy 1: "I got rejected again man."
Guy 2: "Just ask Alyssa."
Guy 1: "Bet."
by A Fuckboy in Time April 14, 2019
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