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Alpha Gay

A particularly demanding and often trendsetting member of a Gay Posse. The other members may acknowledge this person's status of leader within the group, or it may be used derisively behind their back.
Karen just got THE call from her Alpha Gay... I guess she'll be heading to his party now.

Caleb is clearly the Alpha Gay of that little group. He seems to decide what the current "IT" coktail is and he is typically the host of their parties.
by ty bachus August 12, 2007
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Alpha Male

The try-hard of gender: masculine edition.

See also: dudebro, Nice Guy (tm), fukboi, asshole
I AM AN ALPHA MALE WHO CHUGS WHISKEY WHILE RIDING A TIGER AND PLAYING FOOTBALL AND SAYING 'NO HOMO' AND HAVING EMOTIONALLY DETACHED SEX WITH HIS PENIS TAPED SHUT
by LizardWizard1 August 6, 2017
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Alpha Male

One of the 10% of males who engages in 90% of the total fucking.
Pullin' skanks is easy for an Alpha Male such as myself!
by Nasty Nadz June 1, 2006
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Alpha Gamer

A person whose decisions are peak performance and whose actions are the only course that should ever be taken when it comes to the realm of games. An Alpha Gamer will obviously play the game for every member of his team, over-rule their opinions at every opportunity and bring any game to a screeching alt until his original, superior plan is carried out.
"Dude, why does this guy move my pawn, hold my cards and tell me exactly what I should do and when ?"
"He's an Alpha Gamer, might as well be playing on his own."
by toastmann October 8, 2022
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blue alpha

A hybrid mixed between Wolf, Redneck and F-150, often seen on and off road.

The habitat of the Blue Alpha ranges from the gulf of Mexico to the Canadian border. It can be seen racking up miles randomly on the assfalt haulin ass, or occasionally resting underneath a peckerwood tree. Legend has it that if it becomes agitated or surrounded by a cluster of incompetent fucktard drivers it will transform from machine into a wild beast and run its massive 38s down the side of all the Eco friendly cars.
Yo man, I was rollin down the highway in a pack of hybrids texting the other night, and heard this loud offensive howl creep up on me. When I looked in the rearview the Blue Alpha was on my ass. The next thing I know it rolled on past at a high rate of speed, and took the lead position taking out everything in its path.
by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019
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alpha skank

A passive-agressive girl who frequently touches and flirts with unavailable men in front of their wives or girlfriends.
If that alpha skank rubs up on my date one more time I'll break her nose.
by bobsknobs November 26, 2013
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Alpha Shart

When you really need to fart so you decide to let it rip, but instead of farting you unexpectedly shit all over the fucking floor....like everwhere.
So I was at a friends house and I realised needed to fart and he was sleeping on the couch, so I pulled down my pants and let out a massive Alpha Shart
by IAmTheGayGod December 1, 2016
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