alaskan thunderfuck

Some of the best weed in the world. VERY rare.

Man I'd pay $70 for an eighth of Alaskan Thunderfuck, that's some of that one hit quit bud.

by I Smoke Dank Buds April 18, 2006

alaskan flashbang

Whilst in the midst of a sexual act (blow job, sex, handjob, anal etc) you aim your load as you are about to come into a the girl's eyes and firing off into them temporarily blinding her. Whilst she is blinded you cup your hands and slap either side of her ears to give her the ear 'pop' thus deafening her and blinding her for a short period of time as would a normal flashbang

"Will did not want to stay over so he gave her an alaskan flashbang and got his clothes and got out of there while she was looking for him"

by Gman494423 September 13, 2011

Alaskan Sheehan

When Sheehan Has Sex With Caroline In The DoggyStyle Position

ahh i gave caroline the Alaskan Sheehan last nite

by Dan_hunt April 16, 2009

Alaskan Baton

Shitting into a condom, freezing it overnight, and using it as a dildo the next day

Aye, she's a big fan of the Alaskan Baton when she can't find her dildo

by fatheadlovesthebenter January 2, 2011

Alaskan Burpie

When a man drinks several 2-Liter bottles of soda, usually Fanta or Root beer, and then proceeds to burp into a girl's asshole. This result should produce the inflation of her anus, giving her a huge fart.

Brett: Hey dude can I borrow some money for soda?
Lee: I bet your going to try that Alaskan Burpie

by RafePL0x? April 11, 2011

Alaskan Oil Well

Liquid form of "Alaskan Pipeline." Without Condom.

It was recently discovered that Glen Rice gave Sarah Palin an Alaskan Oil Well.

by Alien2014 September 18, 2011

Alaskan Crab Hammer

to recieve a blow job with ice cubes in the girls mouth. And when the penis gets too cold to keep in, to pull it out and smack the girl in the forehead with it.

yo my girl was giving me head last night with ice cubes in her mouth, but it got too cold and started to hurt so i gave her the alaskan crab hammer

by hatecrew March 9, 2010