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Boat roach

A female(s) who hang out with dudes that have a boat. The girls you see during the summer, spring break and weekends at the island!
Damn bro, look at all those boat roaches.

I bet one of them will let us smash!
by Dirtysouthernswagg April 28, 2019
mugGet the Boat roachmug.

boat licc

well, im getting ready to hit this BOAT LICC, i have a heist, i have to rap this shit tonight
by awmoung us April 28, 2021
mugGet the boat liccmug.

Boat Digger

An attractive female, typically in her 20's or 30's, who uses her looks to get involved with a guy who owns a boat.
Looks like Cheryl from accounting was out on the lake again, did you see those skanky pics she posted on Facebook? Yeah, she's such a boat digger.
by kk626kk September 21, 2016
mugGet the Boat Diggermug.

Scrote in a Boat

An adjective used to describe a fairly unpleasant situation
"Dude, I just stepped in dog shit"

"well ain't that scrote in a boat"
by Lone_Porkchop September 5, 2012
mugGet the Scrote in a Boatmug.

No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
by TheJizeI March 1, 2023
mugGet the No boats on the watermug.

Tiny Boat

When your phone vibrates on a hard surface, and sounds like a tiny boats horn over skype or a similar service.
*Phone Vibrates*

Person 1 : "What the fuck was that?"
Person 2 : "Tiny Boat."
by Tiny Boat January 10, 2015
mugGet the Tiny Boatmug.

boat fart

A fart that has the uncanny resemblance to the sound of someone starting a boat engine. It's a rapid-fire fart for sure, but it also sounds like it's surrounded by water (or some form of moisture).
*(Bluhblblblbluhbluh)*

"Yes! Is dad starting up the boat!?" -Fuller

"No I think it was just Buzz. He's been destroying pizza and Bud Light all day. Combine that with our broken air conditioner and that leather recliner he's been sitting in, and it makes the perfect concoction for some massive boat farts." -Kevin
by Pizza party February 12, 2014
mugGet the boat fartmug.

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