Homie Condom

A Homie Condom is when you're out of condoms and you want to smash girl but you want to do it protected still, So your Homie lets you put your dick in his ass while he puts his penis in the girl unprotected taking all the risk of an STD or an unwanted baby.

Tristan: Noah man I need you to be my Homie Condom.
Noah: nah man my ass still hurts from last time plus I got chlamydia.
Tristan: Man come on I swear I got you next time.
Noah: Fine but, I wanna do it with your mom next time.
Tristan:deal.

by LuxieBoi June 28, 2019

Homie GF

A girl you’re in a relationship with but she’s also your homie, and even if you break up she’ll stay your homie.

She’s not just my girlfriend. She’s a full-on homie gf!

by Kruegertrooper May 6, 2021

homie burn

The act of putting out a cigarette, cigar, or blunt on a friend to bond you for life. Commonly done on the arms or legs, but can be done on any other part of the body.

(Typically done while under the influence of alcohol)

Austin, Evan, and Riley exchanged homie burns because they're tight like that

by KDCastle June 23, 2011

homie cakes

A legend of a most chill disposition such that "homie cakes" is a valid way to describe them.

Yo homie cakes let's smoke.

by OS64 December 15, 2019

homie hour

When 5 guys pee in the same toilet together.

We and the boys did a homie hour back there.

by AssTits101 May 2, 2018

Homie's Choice

When an imbibed friend is forced to decide whether to ditch one of his homies for the chance to procreate with a girl he would not normally consider mating with.

Jeremy had to make a Homie's Choice when he left John to pursue a girl whose name he had forgotten and who subsequently denied him any poonaney

by WMOC March 11, 2009

homie simping

the act of telling your homies that you'll do anything for them so they know u care about them so much

we're homie simping for you

by oli_whirl August 8, 2020