Darren Horsley

When your booty is so big it could be used as a lifeboat.

The ship sank but it's cool because Stephanie had a Darren Horsley

by LordHufflepuff April 23, 2020

Darren

Sexy,cute,handsom

If someone calls you Darren it is a compliment they are calling you sexy

by ThickNiggaBalls69420 February 12, 2021

Darren

A man that fucks cats, cows, and hay bails.

Darren is duscusting

by Darren Winter February 11, 2019

Darren

Darren’s the kind of guy who you will meet for the first time and instantly know you’re gonna be best friends. He’ll show you cool music. Be your friend you can take anywhere. Skate anywhere with you. He has a unique twist on the world around us and is definitely one of a kind. Nicest guy ever with a soft heart. If you find a Darren and you’re lucky enough to call him a friend, keep him around forever

“Hey I’m going to hang out at darrens, check you later”
“Who’s Darren?”
“You don’t know who Darren is???”
“No?”
“He’s the coolest guy you’ll ever meet.”

by anonymous July 11, 2022

Darren

A man who is hard to please

"only a 97%, what you couldn't get a 100?"

- a Darren

by "Random person yk" February 4, 2023

extreme darren

To act like you are a distant relative of a sporting superstar, then sgout everyone Pimms

You were such an extreme darren last night

by Ahn Do December 10, 2020

Darren

someone who simps for electronics, shoes and instagram girls

a wholesome simp that doesn't take things too far and helps anyone

basically simps for everything

omg look that him helping jessica choose shoes, he's such a darren

by bobthebeast October 30, 2020