Brendan

The slimiest, greasiest don

Brendan: Oh i would help you but like i’m with my girlfriend...

Other person: Don’t be such a Brenfan

by Djamila November 7, 2020

Brendan

Small little cutie obsessed with a ciara. Floats his boat too much thinks hes class. Real faggot

Hes a faggot. Must be a brendan. So small and cute

by Big long slong July 25, 2019

Brendan

The biggest faggot you can ever meet he’s funny yeah but he’s so homo that he makes you wanna call him slurs

Hey is that Brendan he’s the biggest faggot EVER!

by DESSSSSSSSSSS January 27, 2024

Pulling A Brendan

To Drive the top speed in Grand Theft Auto and jump out.

When my friend found me in GTA Online he greeted me by pulling a Brendan.

by Insert handle_here September 3, 2020

Brendan H

Cool mannered, kind of quiet, but when you get going you'll have a great time. While you may not get to know him that well at first, be persistent, it's worth it. He'll play games with you and probably kick your butt, but that's not all. This man puts the handy in handy. All in all, a very good friend who cares and understands. Oh and of course because you can't do one of these with mentioning dicks, don't worry he's packing.

Who's the guy over there with the absolute massive shlong? Oh that's just Brendan H, what a legend

by Brandon StinkyBalls March 8, 2021

Brendan

not a very good person with no life and no friends :)

ha there's brendan loooooser !!!!!

by gago2925 November 22, 2019

st brendan

a school in miami where the coolest ppl ever go to, way better than lourdes, west minister, carrollton, palmer trinity, and all other schools. we like columbus and belen boys cause they’re so hot and have long schlongs.

guy 1: did u see that hot ass girl?
guy 2: yeah what school does she go to?
guy 1: st brendan definitely

by bibi and la January 22, 2024