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by dj stanley December 26, 2020
Get the deejay stanleymug. This happens when you defecate aggressively whit the feces emitting warmth that can be felt against your buttocks
Man 1) “dude I’m never getting fast food tacos again.”
Man 2) “why not?”
Man 1) “last night my stomach was bubbling so bad that I forced out a Stanley steamer.”
Man 2) “what the hell is a Stanley steamer?”
Man 1) “refer to the above description.”
Man 2) “why not?”
Man 1) “last night my stomach was bubbling so bad that I forced out a Stanley steamer.”
Man 2) “what the hell is a Stanley steamer?”
Man 1) “refer to the above description.”
by Ascience August 27, 2021
Get the Stanley steamermug. Stanley is a former colliery town and civil parish in County Durham, England. Centred on a hilltop between Chester-le-Street and Consett, the town lies south west of Gateshead. It also happens to be an absolute shithole, where it's easier to count houses that have snow on the roof in the winter than those without. Everyone is either on drugs or is a raging alcoholic or both if you're real special. It also holds North Durham Academy within its borders. Home to a bunch of arseholes and fucktards, what a special fucking place to be.
by Anonymousguy.19 December 27, 2019
Get the Stanleymug. A god that can restart a universe of his own creation with the push of a button. He also trapped a disembodied British voice inside his universe. His universe mainly consists of an office workspace. He loves buckets, especially ones with stickers on it. Stanley was falsely accused of being Jim at one point and he fell into great depression afterwards. This isn’t the only trauma he experienced, he once made the british narrator die of old age, he regretted this and reset the universe. He is superior to flat stanley both morally and physically. Cool guy overall. He may have been hallucinating all of this, who knows.
guy 1: is that famous celebrity Stanley?
guy 2: isn’t that a fictional character?
guy 1: bugger off you twat
guy 2: isn’t that a fictional character?
guy 1: bugger off you twat
by Just another writer tater December 16, 2022
Get the stanleymug. a trigonometry major, but also made a girl bisexual(who mainly likes girls), and somehow got a 2 paragraph rejection from the same girl. And after many years he still likes her, despite never seeing her.
by sdhfjkdsd August 19, 2023
Get the Stanleymug. He’s a confident and funny person, he gives the best advice, he’s such a great person to hang out with. You can never get tired of talking to him. He brings the best out of you and won’t let you down. He keeps his promises, he takes care of all the people he loves. He’s someone that acts like a fool and weirdo but only if he feels comfortable with you. He’s really one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. He has great hair, he’s hella handsome and makes me the happiest girl there ever was. He made me believe in love again. Hes such a great person and I hope he never lets me go. Thank u for giving me the best couple months baby. Happy 8 months babes.
by jazmine123 September 7, 2020
Get the Stanley stacomug. by In the hat April 2, 2017
Get the Stanley cuppedmug.