zooted

zooted basically means being high

ex: Yo I’m so zooted right now I can barely think

by sk25 March 15, 2020

Zooted

When your bitch ass forgot you got high you went to the dealership after taking 15 hits from a bong and accidentally bought a porche rammed it into some random dude at the corner store you walk over there for some beer they recognize you and you get shot 32 in the skull and everyone gangs up on you

BROOOOO I WAS ZOOTED LAST NIGHT AND IDK HOW TO FIX IT.

by Super cool word man April 24, 2022

Zooted

When you are extremely high.

I'm fucking zooted bro, I can't smoke anymore Candace.

by skeetrag June 24, 2017

Zoot

To zoot, or be zooted is to be passed out unintentionally or intentionally after a night out of drinking or taking various types of drugs.

Person 1: "You good bro?"
Person 2: "Nah bro, my stomach hurts. I'm about to zoot ."

Person 1: "Where's Grace?"
Person 2: "She got hella trashed, she's zooted in the other room."

by Hidden $ound July 24, 2017

Zooted

Circumcised

RIP to my Peepaw Bill. Know one will ever have such a freshly zooted hog.

by HogInspector November 4, 2021

Zoot

Oh Shit!

Did you know .. slept with ...? ZOOT

by kbieber94 November 19, 2018

Zooted

When you add tobacco to the bottom of a bong then add weed or mayhaps even dabs on top then take a FAT rip.

Person 1: "Yo did you take a hit off the tobacco and weed?"
Person 2: "Yeaahh mofucka Im ZOOTED!"

by Smeeto January 29, 2022