geez yer

Usually used as a sarcastic remark for something someone has

you suck, Geez yer skills

by Jamie "Skeebz" Manson May 09, 2003

Yer heid in a tin can

Scottish phase used to imply that what a person has said or done is incorrect.

Yer heid in a tin can

by Tattieheid January 05, 2023

yer ma's face

the ultimate comeback for the typical slag-fest

Person one: "Aye, yer ma"
Person two: "Aye, yer face"
Person one: "Aye, yer ma's face!"

Quality...

by Turtle Genius December 31, 2009

wheesh yer gub

to tell someone to shut up, spoken mainly in Edinburgh.

I'm sick of listening to you, just wheesh yer gub!

by auldman August 24, 2011

Yer Mah

Variation of common phrase "Your mom." Used as a silly exclamation, joke, or an insult.

"Yer mah's a slut"

by Yermahsaslut August 28, 2022

yer a sandwich aff a picnic

scottish slang for “you’re a sandwich short of a picnic.”

means you are dumb.

Person 1: “Bro idk how to solve this math equation..”

Person 2: “Wit? that’s heavy easy. yer a sandwich aff a picnic, mate.”

by scrotumsoldier September 06, 2023

Screen-Yer Citizen

Bigoted elderly individuals who loudly declare that -insert race/orientation/employment status/driving ability- should be deported.

Not to be confused with screenior citizens.

Joe's screen-yer citizen grandfather regularly embarrassed him when in public.

by TheGoodReverend September 12, 2010