Witches finger

A massive turd (perhaps pinched off too soon) that is pointed at one end, therefore resembling a witches finger.

Aw mate, I just did a massive dump

Oh yeah?

Yeah it looked like a witches finger, it even had a knuckle!

by MoldyMan666 September 4, 2019

Witch Cradle

Also known as "The Witch's Cradle", it is when someone is suspended in a bag from a tree by a rope and swung back and forth, causing hallucinations. This was used on people accused of being a witch during the Salem Witch Trials.

She was put in a Witch Cradle in an attempt to get her to confess she was a witch

by Nice Try October 1, 2018

Witches Brew

Using a toilet for #2 at least 5 times over at least 2 days without flushing.

Man the boys and I have been hitting the toilet nonstop. This witches brew is gonna be potent.

by ozzythefroggo May 22, 2022

Wenna Witch

Biggest bitch ever

Wenna Witch: She’s a bitch

by Dragoooon_xjt September 16, 2023

Moon Witch

When you get your period because you hung out with another girl who had hers

Sonia: ISH did you just moon witch me?
Ish: Oooops, yeah im on my period

by Ishishark January 27, 2022

Christian witch

A CHRISTIAN that is a WITCH.

Nora: I am a christian witch, I am a Christian that is a witch.
Molly: ooooohhhh I like you 😉 let’s be ‘FRIENDS’

by that one kid that is nature October 10, 2020

Wooly Witch

Noun - Super hardcore lefty lib feminist who doesn’t shave

That hitch is a Wooly Witch

by Desmond J Jones November 1, 2020