Witch face

Someone who has a face like a witch. Stringy hair, rotten teeth, unruly eyebrows, moles on their face, long sunken-in faces, long chins, huge foreheads, and dark circles under their eyes. A crooked nose, a cackling laugh. Mean, evil, and scares people away
Rose Marie is the scariest person in Grand Rapids because she has a witch face. and mean witch attitude

Rose Marie can't get a date because she has an ugly witch face and personality to match.

by TarotReader August 12, 2023

dirty witch

When a girl looks very innocent but turns out to be freaky as fuck, with a pussy so tight that it puts a spell on the man.

Guy: Wow. I have never been so enamoured with someone like I have with her.

Friend: What does this this girl have?

Guy: She is just such a dirty witch. I am in love.

by birdgirlrocks January 4, 2018

Witches finger

A massive turd (perhaps pinched off too soon) that is pointed at one end, therefore resembling a witches finger.

Aw mate, I just did a massive dump

Oh yeah?

Yeah it looked like a witches finger, it even had a knuckle!

by MoldyMan666 September 4, 2019

Toilet Witch

(Noun) A girl that will only have sex with you in a bathroom

Yeah, I am dating this new girl but she is a bit of Toilet Witch, she only has sex with me in the bathroom.

by Ed O'Malley November 26, 2021

Shit Witches

The people who go around dosing people unwillingly with laxatives in order to make them shit themselves.

See: "Turd-Burgling" / "Turd-Burglars"

I saw like 5 people shit themselves last night; the Shit Witches must've been out in Full Force!

by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017

Night Witch

The worst card in clash royale despite its legendary rarity. If you use this card in clash royale it is probably the reason you are stuck in the arena you’re in.

Oh you use night witch? How long have you been meantly retarded?

by okcostello November 21, 2021

cum witch

When you cum in-between two pieces of wonder bread and feed it to a random girl you just met on tinder.

The cum witch is a bit dry, many you shouldn't have eaten so much chocolate last night

by Masterfaulker April 21, 2016