by Dasmoney October 19, 2009

by cat5stevens February 12, 2013

Big dick daddy Sex king Dream man
Nicholas parker, a dream man with a massive penis, usually amazing in bed.
Nicholas parker, a dream man with a massive penis, usually amazing in bed.
by RocketFuel204X April 3, 2019

Verb
Synonymous with the verb variations of Tom Holland and the clean version of Spider-man
To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or wind blowing a character away after being badly burned in a cartoon
Synonymous with the verb variations of Tom Holland and the clean version of Spider-man
To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or wind blowing a character away after being badly burned in a cartoon
by spittingfactsandspillingtea December 1, 2018

A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.
"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"
"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."
"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"
"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."
"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"
by hmakav February 5, 2013

Someone that has parked their vehicle in such a manner either consuming additional parking spaces or generally in a dickhead way.
i.e. You see that Shit Parker over there? He's using up 4 spaces! Let's take a picture and post it to the appropriate FaceBook page to shame him.
by ShitParkersOfYukon June 7, 2014

Hey imma be a parker hudson and roast him back for what I did by spending my whole weekend writing a disstrack
by PakerHudson December 4, 2017
