wiredo

a word to describe you when you choke on your own spit in surprise.

“i just choked on my own spit!”
“you wiredo”

by squirrels on surfboards November 20, 2019

Wireless pizza

Pizza without any wires attached, so you can have it on the go. See also Boneless Pizza.

Guy 1: Damn u got pizza?!
Guy 2: Yeah, and it’s that new wireless pizza too.

Guy 1: Wow what’s that taste like?
Guy 2: It tastes like pizza.

by human-potato_hybrid March 17, 2020

wire zoom

Get wired over Zoom basically.

“What you doing tonight mate?”

“Nothing much, might have a Wire Zoom with the lads.”

by Bbilly015 June 27, 2020

winestagrammer

Regrettable decisions on your own or others Instagram content while under the influence of wine

I liked his new boyfriends old photos while being a winestagrammer

by Miss_lolli November 23, 2020

Wifeston

Though similar to "Wifey" or "Wifester" in name, the term "Wifeston" is much more significant, whereby "Wifey" may be said in jest, or to hedge serious romantic intent, "Wifeston" lays it all out on the table.

By taking the suffix of "ton" and adding it to "Wifes", this word suggests the desire to live in the town of the aforementioned wife, be that town physical or imagined, the general intent is close proximity.

She's not just my Bae, or my Wifey... She's my Wifeston

by Wifelover420 March 16, 2021

Wiles house

The name for a group of 5-7 kicked off frat douches that decide to live in a house together. The results are devastating beyond human comprehension. A group by this name majors in nothing besides purely blacking out like it’s their fucking 9-5 job.

Girl 1: Hey you wanna black out to non- existence with some mediocre frat boys?

Girl 2: fuck yeah! Rev up those fryers and let’s go to wiles house their TV is huge!!

by Freezer911 April 1, 2021

Wireless Sperm

When you cum in the wrong direction and get another girl pregnant

Bro I s accidentally used wireless sperm on Lizzy now she’s preggo

by Douglas smithus May 17, 2021