Walmart-Brand

An object of very low quality or popularity.

Dude thats a Walmart-Brand bike, it has a plastic seat !

by TheMysteriousNeighbor August 2, 2011

walmart-sick

A word describing the feeling you get after grocery shopping for too long.

Child: Momma can we please leave? I'm getting Walmart-sick. Mom: I know, me too! I'm hurrying.

by little red's momma September 3, 2012

Walmart Whoopin'

Is when you snatch up your child in a public place.After witch phrases such as "you get ten more when you get home!" may be used. This form of punishment is usually delivered when a child is screaming,crying or does not get their way.

Last week at the grocery store some kid was screaming and like a flash of white trash lightning the mom snatched up the kid and delivered swift justice with a Walmart Whoopin'. She then said why are you crying?" I'll give you something to cry about!" then delivered another Walmart Whoopin'.

by Panther21 September 21, 2014

Walmart J's

A pair of Jordan's, (a basketball shoe made by Nike using Micheal Jordan's name, sometimes called J's) that are so beat up, old, fake, and/or obscure that they look like they could have been purchased at Walmart. (Note: to my knowledge, Jordan's aren't actually sold at Walmart)

Person 1: "Did you see Josh's Jordan's, they suck"
Person 2: "Yeah, those are some Walmart J's right there"

by The Original Fin January 21, 2015

Walmart dime

Someone who would be of average attractiveness in a normal setting, but is a 10/10 when they are at Walmart

"Bro check out that girl she is so hot"
"Nah man she's just a Walmart Dime"

by Jsurps April 26, 2015

walmart dick

When you are having petty as hoe Sex because your a scank

Damn bro you gotta Walmart dick.

by Cjdoe April 27, 2016

walmart wifi

Having a slow and shitty wifi connection. Used because Walmart is shitty and cheap. Cheap wifi=slow wifi.

"Damn, look at all this lag!"
"Walmart wifi!!!"

by tAVROS nITRAM May 1, 2016