Pack of whales

A group of sexually generous females with whom one is likely to be able to enjoy sexy times.

"Oi oi, look sharp lads."
"Who even says that?"
"Never mind about that, Jeremy, we appear to have stumbled across a pack of whales!"
"Oh good! No doubt they'll have sex with us."

by Turtlefeatures May 14, 2013

disgruntled whale

Leaving a fat bird naked on her back on the floor after refusing to fuck her due to her disgruntled blubber.

Good shout- you just left her there like a disgruntled whale

by tedwheatus March 20, 2010

Backwards Whale

The backwards whale is a sex move. In this move the guy is sitting on the chair and the girl is standing directly over his penis. The guy then uses one hand to support himself holding onto the chair and he slowy moves up kind of looking like he is going to do a bridge move from gymnastics making a whale noise, (similar to the one dory makes on finding nemo.) and then thrusts upward violently saying BAM! Very loud. Thus completing the backwards whale.

Guy1: Bro I pulled the backwards whale on my girl last night.

Guy2: Oh yeah? Did you make the whale sound?

Guy1: Yeah I sounded like this, "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BAM!!!!"

Guy2: Hell yeah that sounded just like Dory from Finding Nemo! Kudos!

by fuckmebilly May 17, 2011

Whale change

A sex act involving the lubing of the "blow hole" for a more expedient ejaculation.

Her boyrfriend asked for a whale change last night

by AMJD January 2, 2012

rim whale

a turd so large it lay up out of the water in the toilet bowl

" i had to crap so bad, i dumped a rim whale"

by colonel angus May 31, 2014

whale jumping

A sport commonly enjoyed at raves in which participants take turns vaulting over the body of a prone, unconcious larger female raver.

-The dirty warehouse floor is way too slippery for whale jumping.
-How did you break your ankle Bill? Whale jumping...

by dj espu November 14, 2007

Honk the Whale

(haunk^tha'Wayle) Latin from the root
honkus le' whalus;
to take a shit that makes you exhale ridiculously hard, kinda sounding like an elephant or whale song...

grandpa usually can honk the whale , for at least an hour...

by dannyz2589 October 16, 2008