Weenisology

Weenisology is the study of the best skin on the body, the loose elbow skin. This study is world renowned and should be spread into the depths of human society. Everyone and their should know about their Weeni (Weenis plural). Weeni are very interesting, and have a lot of material to cover. Let me know if you have 69 hours to talk about Weenisology, I would love to spread the gospel of the Weeni. I was informed of the Weenis in the year 2069 when my mom told me about the birds, and the bees, and the Weeni, and I was instantly hooked. I needed to know more. I fiended the Weeni. I went to study Weenisology at the prestigious UW (University of Weenis). I became the worlds foremost expert, with 5 PhD’s in Weenisology. Enough about me and my Weenis background, I wanna talk about your Weenis, and your life. Weeni knows no gender, race, creed, religion, or ethnicity. Feel free to talk and show everyone your Weenis. Let me know if you have 69 hours to talk about Weenisology, I would love to spread the gospel of the Weeni.

Person: I love Weenis with all my heart. I love how stretchy it is. Weenisology is my favorite study.

by the weenis master September 23, 2022

weenie sprinkles

Louse of the genitals a.k.a. pubic lice

Allie: Do you have weenie sprinkles?

Josh: Hell no! Do you really think im that nasty?!?

by jsesTM December 29, 2009

Weeniedunk

The act of inserting your penis in any bodily orafice in a surprising and or speedy manner.

Julie was just sitting there with her mouth hanging open, so I went straight for the weeniedunk.

John: Hey Kim, I think you dropped your bracelet.
Kim: What? (bends over)
John: Weeeeeeeeniedunk!

by Doselan July 9, 2010

Weenie Fondle

When one is feeling in the mood, esp. of the male gender, he will go up to a female and inquire her to fondle his weenie: meaning a delicate graze of the male genitalia.

George: We just got back from a classy party and I'm feeling pretty good right now
Kandii: Oh wow since we are so classy, screw the hand job. Im'a weenie fondle you

by CharliesAngel12321 January 30, 2012

Weenie Tamer

A girl or guy, your preference, that settles you into a steady monogamous relationship and you stop fucking everyone else other than them.

Rachel is a weenie tamer. I finally settled down.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

weedism

when you smoke weed (marijuana) all day everyday , 24/7

i got weedism

by weedismbitch November 10, 2020

Weens

Weens are wannabe internet trolls. The term is taken from the corruption of the word ''Epic Win''. Weens try to recreate the doings of actual trolls, unable to realize there is much manipulation and planning behind the scenes so trolls get the reactions they want. Most of the results turn out to just mildly annoy our victim and that's it. Most weens are unfunny kids who crave attention

''Don't talk to them, they are weens. They'll grow out of it''

by Yūno August 16, 2021