wax noses

sculptures of noses made out of the wax from candles. works best if you know someone with a big nose, so you can make them then mock the person with it.

"yo here comes jones, get out the wax noses and humiliate this rat"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

anal wax

When you pour hot candlewax down another man's spread anus

Boy 1: did you see Dave's burnt anus
Boy 2: yah I anal waxed him

by bananafagger December 15, 2014

wash and wax

Oral sex followed by vaginal intercourse leading to orgasm

"My wife gave me the wash and wax last night."

by Daddy Doo October 18, 2008

ass wax

A lubricant used when waxing that ass

You: Man Showanda's ass is so tight and dry, but I really want to wax that ass.

Him: Man you need some ass wax

by Big Mike-izzle August 15, 2006

Flange Wax

This is cockney rhyming slang for flapjacks

"yummm, this flange wax tastes like my mum's!"

by crafty oxford cockney May 21, 2007

Wax Anxiety

The feeling you get in your car on the way to get a Brazilian wax. Thinking, “what am I doing ti myself”. Your hands will get got a sweat from the pain and adrenaline rush. You will find yourself working on your breathing skills and smiling nervously.

I’m starting to get ‘wax anxiety’ the closer we get in line for this roller coaster ride…

by Crack of Dawn May 5, 2023

Wax dick

Someone who isn't able to have kids.

Joey has a low sperm count, he has a wax dick.

by Feathery February 12, 2017