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The Loraine Virus

(n.) The Loraine Virus (commonly known as "not yourself disease") is a short-term illness lasting anywhere from 2-5 days that infects its host, sometimes through the internet, and doesn't allow the host to be themselves. It's not deadly, but can make your friends think your on crack.
*Remedy: A long mental process which involves getting back to your roots. Think about what you would normally do in a situation if you were yourself and then the true you will come back
TOM: "Yo man, i don't know what's goin down, but I'm just not myself and Kate's about to break up with me"
TAYLOR: "I know what's wrong."
TOM:"What is it?!?"
TAYLOR: "You got the Loraine Virus"
by qnsʎǝʞɹnʇ April 3, 2009
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pancake virus

One of the few viruses a Mac computer is capable of contracting.

This rather messy virus is caused when the user physically dips their computer/hard drive into syrup, thus making it nearly impossible to further operate the device.
"Oh noze! My Mac gots da pancake virus after I took it to Waffle House with me!"
by heroism of monsters April 8, 2009
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Corona Virus

Similar to Wine Flu a hangover you get when you drink a 30 pack of Coronas and then tequila..
Bro, i hate Cinco De Mayo,

Last year i got so wasted i had Corona Virus For 3 days!
by KrashWorship April 11, 2020
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corona virus

"Everything's made in china, even our deaths!" corona virus
by Old saggy balls April 15, 2020
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UwU virus

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by helloiamsean February 23, 2021
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Corona virus

A dangerous virus that can kill you you get the symptoms 10-14 days since you last left your house symptoms may include coughing shortness of breath if you experience any of these symptoms you should probably see a doctor...
Person 1: *coughing so much* oh gosh i feel awful I've been coughing so much and feeling shortness of breath...

Person 2: OMG get away from me go to the doctor you might have corona virus!!!!
by A RANDOM FREAKING PERSON July 22, 2020
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Corona Virus

An idiotic plauge that closes schools so that people don't get decent grades. Also called CoVid-19.
John:Hi! How's it in school?
Anne: Dunno. The Corona Virus closed litterally everything.
John:Oh right. Then my library book will be 3 years late instead of 2...
by 100YRS March 19, 2020
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