(n.) The Loraine Virus (commonly known as "not yourself disease") is a short-term illness lasting anywhere from 2-5 days that infects its host, sometimes through the internet, and doesn't allow the host to be themselves. It's not deadly, but can make your friends think your on crack.
*Remedy: A long mental process which involves getting back to your roots. Think about what you would normally do in a situation if you were yourself and then the true you will come back
*Remedy: A long mental process which involves getting back to your roots. Think about what you would normally do in a situation if you were yourself and then the true you will come back
TOM: "Yo man, i don't know what's goin down, but I'm just not myself and Kate's about to break up with me"
TAYLOR: "I know what's wrong."
TOM:"What is it?!?"
TAYLOR: "You got the Loraine Virus"
TAYLOR: "I know what's wrong."
TOM:"What is it?!?"
TAYLOR: "You got the Loraine Virus"
by qnsʎǝʞɹnʇ April 3, 2009

One of the few viruses a Mac computer is capable of contracting.
This rather messy virus is caused when the user physically dips their computer/hard drive into syrup, thus making it nearly impossible to further operate the device.
This rather messy virus is caused when the user physically dips their computer/hard drive into syrup, thus making it nearly impossible to further operate the device.
by heroism of monsters April 8, 2009

by KrashWorship April 11, 2020

by Old saggy balls April 15, 2020

A dangerous virus that can kill you you get the symptoms 10-14 days since you last left your house symptoms may include coughing shortness of breath if you experience any of these symptoms you should probably see a doctor...
Person 1: *coughing so much* oh gosh i feel awful I've been coughing so much and feeling shortness of breath...
Person 2: OMG get away from me go to the doctor you might have corona virus!!!!
Person 2: OMG get away from me go to the doctor you might have corona virus!!!!
by A RANDOM FREAKING PERSON July 22, 2020

John:Hi! How's it in school?
Anne: Dunno. The Corona Virus closed litterally everything.
John:Oh right. Then my library book will be 3 years late instead of 2...
Anne: Dunno. The Corona Virus closed litterally everything.
John:Oh right. Then my library book will be 3 years late instead of 2...
by 100YRS March 19, 2020
