After my wife got that vaginal rejuvenation, it finally feels more like sex, and less like throwing a rock in a tunnel.
by DashingDoyle January 15, 2010
by That stupid ass monkey with a typewriter December 17, 2007
A condition of a female's reproductive organ in which it grows series of reciprocating, jagged teeth that effectively destroy and consume any male genitalia in the general vicinity.
by BookieCookie April 21, 2006
by The Escalade crew September 19, 2006
A woman, having been sufficiently "pounded," enters a Vaginal Coma when either:
A. Her pelvic bone breaks.
B. Her pelvic bone becomes misaligned - resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.
C. The vaginal area becomes severely bruised, resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.
In any of the above scenarios, the woman is deterred from any form of vaginal (and usually anal) intercourse, for a large amount of time.
A. Her pelvic bone breaks.
B. Her pelvic bone becomes misaligned - resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.
C. The vaginal area becomes severely bruised, resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.
In any of the above scenarios, the woman is deterred from any form of vaginal (and usually anal) intercourse, for a large amount of time.
Girl 1: What's the matter?! You can't walk straight!
Girl 2: We were really going at it last night, but then he gave me a Tennessee Vaghammer, and now I think my pelvic bone is broken!
Girl 1: Oh noes! Looks like you've got a Vaginal Coma!
Girl 2: We were really going at it last night, but then he gave me a Tennessee Vaghammer, and now I think my pelvic bone is broken!
Girl 1: Oh noes! Looks like you've got a Vaginal Coma!
by rawr...drew September 30, 2009
a term for a bruised labia, which leaves a black and blue mark for weeks.
the black vagine is usually sustained during sexual activity, but there is also at least one documented incident which occurred in a kitchen, in which a heavy container of food fell, pinning one labia against the floor.
the black vagine is usually sustained during sexual activity, but there is also at least one documented incident which occurred in a kitchen, in which a heavy container of food fell, pinning one labia against the floor.
by M, Rav and Jo November 13, 2007
A vaginal rot is when a woman showers once a week and gets her period in the middle of that week and has a rotten, bloody vagina and does not care to take care of the problem at all untill someone notices the smell, and informs her of the smell.
Girl 1: "Gross, what is that smell?"
Girl 2: "oh, that is anna's vaginal rot."
Girl 1: "Oh, thats gross, I am going to tell her to take a shower!"
Girl 2: "oh, that is anna's vaginal rot."
Girl 1: "Oh, thats gross, I am going to tell her to take a shower!"
by Dubstep Quantum December 06, 2013