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Viking Carpet Ride

When you have a long red beard, pull it up over your face, and proceed to let an unclothed woman vigorously gyrate back and forth, like you face is a saddle.
Man I cant believe that Sam gave that girl a viking carpet ride, she said it was better than watching Aladdin.
by Gmoney42352 June 11, 2018
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Vikingess

A female Viking, more commonly known as a shield-maiden. She invented the Nordic word for cheers - skål - when she used the skull of her enemy to toast to her victory in battle.
She was a brave vikingess who could stand out even among the strongest of vikings
by WonderfulWanderlust July 26, 2018
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viming

A Portmanteau of the words Video and Gaming
When you are watching or listening to a video (eg. a song on YouTube) whilst gaming, essentially only paying attention to one of the two at a time.
Gamer Guy 1: Dude you just got shot! What are you doing?!
Gamer Guy 2: Ah shit, sorry, I'm viming so I wasn't paying attention.
by Swansyboy September 12, 2019
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Viking Firetruck

When you get on all fours, make siren noises, and urinate on your girlfriend in honor of Odin.
"last night I gave Jennifer the viking firetruck."
by thatonedeadboy November 27, 2020
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vibinsquid

idk some dude: omg i love vibinsquid
by ghostiesz June 4, 2021
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ass viking

last night, he was the ass viking, and i was the conquered slave...
by M>L>A April 9, 2009
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bearded viking

When a hairy woman stands on her head and you jam your face in her vag and take a selfie.
Did you get that pic from Keith last night? That nasty bastard was all in a hookers junk and did a Bearded Viking shot...
by Satan's Sphinxter June 5, 2017
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