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by htye May 10, 2022
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Tyson

A total sweetheart and a Swiftie. Not the Swifty that does sex like a swiftly. Great bootie, kind hearted and charming smile. Hilarious and knows how to COMMAND a crowd. Thanks, Tyson!
He’s like a total Tyson.
by kateice February 17, 2022
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tyson

tyson is the most sexiest man with the massivest weiner ever
sexy sexy man tyson is here
by Memerlol March 24, 2021
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Tyson

A great friend and kinda goofy. He’s bald, athletic, and always “forgets” to wear a shirt. He’d rather be fishing.
Random dude: who’s that awesome dude with the six pack over there?
Me: oh, that’s Tyson
by Knsk June 19, 2024
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Tyson

A man who doesn’t know how to spell on purpose. He uses words like fina, needa, ima, yo, nah, and so on. A guy like this would spell things wrong just because. Like if someone like this were to say “ I’m going back to the skate park because I left my board there“ they would say it like “ im fina go bak too da scat parck becase I left my bord ther.”
Drew: when is the game?
Julia: I think it starts at 6
Tyson: da gam starts att 6
Cam: is anyone going early?
Tyson: ima go earlie.
by Kathy Mac Lathy October 21, 2019
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Tyson

The skinniest French fry in the whole entire hamburger shop. Basically he is annoying and tiny. Usually acts like he is five or younger
Me:hi Tyson

Tyson: (mockingly) “hi Tyson”

Me: don’t act like such a five year old

Tyson: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
by Idontsaymyrealnamelol January 20, 2019
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Tyson P

A 15 year old who is currently experiencing a midlife crisis. This person, instead of a grain of salt, has a grain of life he is somehow attaching onto.
That guy is a Tyson P and it’s doodoo
by wowzers holy July 12, 2022
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