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Twilighting

To ejaculate all over someone and throw glitter on them so it sticks and they glitter like a twilight vampire (even though we all know that vampire burn in sunlight). To complete this act you must yell "TWILIGHT" as you throw the glitter
As Alex reached climax he pulled out his penis and began to ejaculate all over Mandy, he then yelled "TWILIGHT" and threw glitter all over her which stuck to the semen. She glittered like one of those stupid vampires from Twilight. This is known as Twilighting
by Real McAsshole March 20, 2010
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Twilighter

(n.) A depressed teenage college girl who cannot decide whether she wants to screw a dead man or a dog.
Girl 1: Oh, I can't decide whether to f**k that dog or that corpse.
Girl 2: You're such a twilighter.
by xio-x2 September 10, 2010
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Twilighting

To finger (Rub exitedly and vigerously) the genitals of the opersite sex whilst watching twilight, new moon or any other film of the twilight saga.
Quite often taking place in a public cinema, although most twi-hard fans are too obsorbed in the film to notice.
As soon as the cinema lights were dimmed Danie oppened up her legs and tony got his fingers ready and begain twilighting her. She strugged hard to hide her screams throughout the movie.
Their friend, Wells, didn't notice a thing the whole time.
by guitardude01 June 18, 2009
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twilight

noun | (1) The commencement of a downfall, associated with something that will never get better.
(2) The loss of good looks or youth.
That bitch has reached her twilight. Time to find a new nds

Your ricer has reached its twilight, better get a new ride.
by tommy da cat October 21, 2002
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Twilight

An overly popular book/movie that is the current trendy thing to read as of January of 2009. This book singularly threw the old concept of the mythical vampire out the window. Everything from mortal thralls, to the drinking of human blood has been thrown out for the central character in this "book". It also happens to be wildly popular with most juvenile girls. Fans of this book/movie tend to defend it with admirable loyalty, but their defense is usually half assed and not very well thought out or presented.
-Have you read Twilight? It's the best!

-No, I haven't, I refuse to dim myself down with that "romantic" drivel that's the current trend.
by Mark Connor January 16, 2009
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Twilight

An overrated teen sensation, released in 2005. Written by the inexperienced Stephenie Meyer, the badly presented, two-dimensional characters include the most famous Edward Cullen, who is the most perfect being ever to walk the planet. Meyer describes these sparkly things as 'vampires', though they are more accurately referred to as 'meyerpires' or 'steroided cannibals'.
"Oh my Gosh! Have you read Twilight?"
"No."
"OH MY GOD YOU ARE CRAZY *beats with bat*"
by Anne Mouse February 25, 2009
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Twilight

today was really fucking Twilight.

"holy fucking Twilight"
by Simplystef July 4, 2009
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