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Taves

The most handsomest, most amazing human being to ever walk the earth. If you meet a Taves trust me you'll think he's hot. So for all the girls out there go get yourself a Taves.
Taves give me a smooch.
by MEPPP March 3, 2022
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Intergalactic Travel

The travel between galaxies - which is considered complete and utter science fiction given the incredible distances. Even light will take 2.5 million years to reach our nearest galaxy.
Intergalactic travel, even to our nearest galaxy, would mean a minimum distance of 23,700 million million million meters away making it cleanly impossible.
by nick weiner January 28, 2009
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The Traveler

The act of farting in a woman’s purse and zipping it back up.
"The traveler" I gave the bitch some gas to go.
by Willp May 30, 2013
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the travel shits

When a person travels to a vacation destination and gets "the shits" (I.e. Goes Poop a lot).
Every time I go on vacation I get a wicked case of the travel shits
by DonkJr February 24, 2017
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Fast Travel

When you sleep during a long journey while someone else drives, and wake up at your destination.
Passenger: "Hey bro I'm super tired, do you mind if I fast travel?"

Driver: "Nah bro go ahead".
by Bboyzxoxo July 21, 2019
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air travel

Once a futuristic fantasy, soon a fairy tale of the magical past.
"Once upon a time, in the olden days, people would get into a metal tube, which would rise up in the sky, and when they got out of it, a little while later, they were in a completely different part of the world."

Yes, sweetheart, it's really true. It was called "air travel". Now, as soon as Daddy closes your door, take off your mask, close your eyes, and have sweet dreams.
by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2020
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Pime Travel

When you visualize yourself indulging in a time travel experiment meeting the infinite digits of the transcendental number π, hoping to be struck with some aha! moments, or to experience a flash of insights, along the numerological journey.
Would someone embarking on a pime travel mission be able to see the color or shape of the number pi, or to smell or taste it?
by MathPlus August 31, 2021
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