toter

A drink (usually of alcoholic nature) that you take or "tote" with you.

Why do you have 2 beers?
Oh this one is a my toter. I am taking it with me.

by sjkghklsdhkl' June 18, 2008

scrotum totem

Scrotum totem- The totem (or pole) of your scrotum
its basically your dick, penis, cock, etc.

Example:
PAY HOMAGE TO THE SCROTUM TOTEM!
(in this usage the speaker is asking for a blow job)

Example2:

My scrotum totem has been erected.
(in this usage the speaker is say he has a hard on)

by o.O !uLYVkpxJ5w October 3, 2009

totepotent

Some one who is unable to get an erection even if he has taken something like viagra

hey look at this guy he is totepotent impatent

by winnie da hugh May 4, 2005

Totes Adorbs

An adjective used to describe an object that is totally adorable and hence irresistibly grabbable.

Dave- "Why do I always get my ass grabbed when I run through the Castro in my skivvies?"

KC- "Because you are totes adorbs"

by K.catastrophe December 20, 2013

scrotum toter

Anyone with a scrotum.

Jeff: I just found out the sex of our baby!
T-Bag: So, is it gonna be a scrotum toter?
Jeff: Why yes, yes it is!

by T-Baggins July 4, 2009

totes debbie for a NiCMO

Totally desperate for a noncommittal make out

I've been at this club for 4 hours now and nothing. I'm totes debbie for a NiCMO!

by famf January 31, 2009

toteski

extension of totes but for the polish

-are you going to the movie tonight?
-toteski.
-omg, you can't say that! you're not polish.
-so?

by Billy Marksi August 8, 2007