totes

totes is the shortened version of totaly my friends and i thought this up one day cause totaly sounds to gay so totes

im not gonna lie i totes want some ice cream right now.

by jacob barnes July 20, 2006

Tortescu

A boss who bases his decisions and approach to people solely on his MBA course.

Tortescu's tidy Friday lost us two laptops and he says that's what's supposed to happen

by Matty February 7, 2005

totes square

when someone is totes square, they may also be known as totally square. (if you're totes dumb, then I should explain that square means like you don't do weed or have sex and stuff)

HE dabbles with drugs? Are you f-ing serious?? I thought he was totes square! He has a chance with me after all...!

by Totes McTotes October 9, 2010

totes bowser

Something that is very awesome. Most commonly used in Ventura, CA.

Jeff: "How was that cheeseburger?"

Ronaldo: "Dude, it was totes bowser."

by JoeGoe October 20, 2010

tottest

tottness.To be the most attractive and/or beautiful woman

Out of all them in the beauty competion,she is the tottest

by Goombaartist December 4, 2010

Totesaws

Contraction of totally and awesome.

That hardcore parkour was totesaws!

by Whaddup13 March 17, 2011

Totes Bellig

When one becomes totally belligerent after consuming large quantities of alcohol. This can be, but is not limited to: breaking trees, excessive drink spillage, intense air guitar solos, making out with grenades, doubling of talkativeness while making minimal sense, losing articles of clothing, shit talking with no intentions of fighting, and ignoring advice of close friends.

It can also the alter-ego of one who regularly becomes totally belligerent while drinking.

Jorden was totes bellig last night!

or

Here comes totes bellig.

by TotesBellig April 3, 2011