Derp Sack

A pokemon loving dumb nut who stays up all night watching a dude hide in some rock with a radioactive Twinkie or watching a cow pee
That kid is a derp sack, he stole my radioactive Twinkie
by Derpsacker January 8, 2011
mugGet the Derp Sackmug.

Herpa Derpes

Herpes you receive from stupid unprotected sex with a stranger, usually under the influence of one or more drugs including but not limited to alcohol, ecstasy, or dissociatives
Yeah I had a one-night stand with this chick and ended up getting herpa derpes
by rawkies July 13, 2010
mugGet the Herpa Derpesmug.

Derp Explosion

When a situation is so derp-tastic (awkward and such) to the point where the moment is so past the extent of derp it is a derp explosion.
Peggy- *jumps off rock*

Sue- you are going to die
Peggy- *survives the fall*
DERP EXPLOSION.

or

A kitty named Maru starts liking male groin, his mother walks in….DERP EXPLOSION.
by PeggyandSue July 29, 2011
mugGet the Derp Explosionmug.

herp a derp

the act of pressing the door close button on an elevator when someone tells you to keep the door open
He got stuck in the lobby after that dickwad herp a derped him
by Rabbi Goldstein January 23, 2011
mugGet the herp a derpmug.

Herp Derp

Derpy de herp. Derpy turkey. Herp Derp
by Coco Puff98 July 7, 2011
mugGet the Herp Derpmug.

Derp

Someone who wont get out of your face or your life
by marzzol July 21, 2010
mugGet the Derpmug.

Herp Derp

My boyfriend, Abe, is a herp derp!
by JoryPoopyPants January 2, 2012
mugGet the Herp Derpmug.

Share this definition