hag pants

Baggy, bell bottomed hippie pants. Typically with trippy or floral designs. Made from comfortable fabric material

Friend one "those are some rad pants man"

Friend two "they're called hag pants bro"

by Skylar Jones September 17, 2013

Hag Doll

An obviously aged woman who dresses age inappropriately, wears too much makeup, but still has some level of sex appeal.

She looks like Barbies great grandmother , what a hag doll. She must shop at Forever 49.

by Emogenome February 16, 2019

Ass Hag

Someone who likes to compliment people, but sadly not to his/her face.

That Ass Hag needs to grow a pair and say it to her face!

by SingingFighter February 01, 2012

toast hag

A woman who comes to breakfast joints primarily for the toast.

That old bat at the diner is a toast hag.

by Sperlhaus June 30, 2021

tard hag

A hot to insanely hot chick who literally hangs out with or takes care of retards, so that they scare away all the guys that are chasing after them.

Joe: Crystal is so fucking hot. Why is she always hanging around retards?
Ferguson: She used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. Now she's a tard hag so they'd leave her alone.

by Floopston February 10, 2012

Hag reflex

The physical and emotional response to dealing with unpleasant women (usually of a certain age). "Unpleasant" can refer to her grouchy demeanor and/or odor.

Martha really triggered my hag reflex at the potluck dinner.

by jcooler April 05, 2012

Hag Beef

When the lips,and clitoris of one's Vagina become so distended and floppy that it instantly brings to mind what one would think a Hag's

Meat funnel would look like.

"No way don't do it man,I've seen her naked.Her pussy is totally Hag Beef."
"Ugh,I was watching this porn,every chick in it was rocking some major Hag Beef."
"I'm down for some Hag Beef sandwiches."

by Solomon's Grave November 11, 2013