Laying Tarmac

The act of a man laying a steaming stool along the length of their partners back, squashing it in with his ass cheeks like a steam roller. And then ejaculating along the length of it in essence painting the white lines along it like a road.

Did you hear, Dave was laying tarmac with Andy yesterday.

by BrapBrapSmokethaCrack April 26, 2022

🥒 Timaeus

the state of all food tasting like pickles, commonly from eating too many pickles or a long-awaited pickle craving.

wow, im feeling real 🥒 Timaeus today.

by xx_coolgamerjim_xx May 21, 2024

L-timate

A person who did or does the worst possible in addressed job.

You are a L-timate worker I've ever seen in this company.

by Subway Streamer September 20, 2025

Tits to the tarmac

The girl version of balls to the wall. When the party is getting on!

Jules: “are we going big tonight ladies?”

Emma: “damn right, girls its ‘tits to the tarmac’ time…let’s go.

by anonymous July 25, 2025