tijuana trumpet

You’re getting blown by some dudes girl and she blows your load into his dick like a trumpet.

I was hanging out with Jillian the other day and she wanted to give me and Jimmy and Tijuana trumpet and it was only 4th date but… we did it anyways.

by Tijuana Trumpet July 24, 2024

Tijuana telephone

Peeing in one’s partner’s breakfast cereal and forcing them to eat it while they scream “hungry hungry hippo” at the top of his/her lungs

Hahaha! Can you Tijuana telephone me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

Tijuana Teabag

A play on the classic sexual act of the “Teabag” where an individual lets it hang and proceeds to pour a shot of tequila down the sack into a participants mouth.

Bro it was a crazy night at the gay bar… My buddy wanted to try a Tijuana Teabag. The tequila on my sack was great.

by Ned_Nederlander April 13, 2025

Tijuana Tootsie Roll

The act of popping in a condom and freezing it. Once it’s good and frozen it’s deep fried, frozen again and inserted back into someone’s anus.

If you think an Alaskan Pipeline is cool, you should try a Tijuana Tootsie Roll. It’s like a twice baked potato for your butt.

by Captain SANDOS May 14, 2025

Tijuana Tickler

A bubbly cocktail of Tequila and various citrus.

Tijuana Tickler is a fun alliteration, perfectly normal, get a new angle

by Narvon April 1, 2024

Tijuana teaser

After a donkey show. You eat the cream pie.

I’d give her the Tijuana teaser…

by Awj.0442 July 2, 2021